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HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




The four P's of heaven -


TAGS: heaven i m so there
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 21, 2013, 8:16 am
It’s poop awareness month…..(in some circles)...just doin' my part for the cause
chickenlittle - November 20, 2013, 9:29 pm
Haha that's great GaryO, I just got that... 5Ps :D
GaryO - November 20, 2013, 6:46 am
...and Poop. 5Ps


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


CONDEMNATION -


TAGS: see you there
Rating: 4.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:10 pm
You took the words right out of my mouth, pal! Laughing's good for the heart, anyways.
Master - April 19, 2011, 6:48 pm
Laughing beats crying, any day!
Verdeckt - April 15, 2011, 9:13 am
Apparently I'll be surrounded by my fellow countrymen :D
pzykosiz - April 14, 2011, 6:46 pm
totally
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:22 pm
You'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints?


HAPPY HOUR - COULD END WITH ONE PHONE CALL.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am
Where is this place???!!


HANG IN THERE - Someone has to do it .


TAGS: hang in there
Rating: 2.75/5

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SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.


TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

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Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Dexter.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


keith frickin richards -


TAGS: there can only be one
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 7:22 am
It's a true miracle that this guy is alive LOL. ^^^^^Up


THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?


TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it


TEAM - holy shit there is an "i".


TAGS: team i no in theres
Rating: 4.92/5

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Swampfox - August 10, 2013, 6:03 pm
I see it. It's in the 'A' hole.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:07 am
awe5ome mate! Thi5 need5 to be a t-5hirt
cariad - August 19, 2011, 5:18 pm
Awesome. This is going straight to the Pool Room and the Boss.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2011, 12:39 pm
LOL!!! ni5e
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:25 am
LOL...yeah


MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said


X FILES - Finally the crossroad of the truth was found out there




PIMP OF THE YEAR -


TAGS: cant believe theres not a better pic
Rating: 2.57/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:22 pm
Not half, not some.... but all my cash!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Flyguy!!!!


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


164 PERCENT - It's how much you gotta give


TAGS: you got pi right there
Rating: 1.46/5

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MO - July 31, 2009, 12:22 am
Not good, not anything....0ish


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5hotgun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


FONDLING -


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.82/5

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JackFace - December 22, 2010, 3:28 pm
Is it ok if I print this out and put it on my wall?
GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:11 pm
Fu***** hilarious, good job.


PLAIN SAILING -


TAGS: there s always one
Rating: 4.67/5

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thepoet - April 9, 2011, 6:47 am
yea but it somtimes it couldent of it might of just crashed and then high tide came in
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
that plane lies there a long time


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU - BUT THIS IS THE HOT 17 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU SPENT LAST NIGHT ONLINE WITH...


TAGS: you know there are no women online
Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:51 pm
At least it didn't lie about its cup size


DEHUMANIZATION OF WOMEN -


TAGS: there oughtta be a word
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 11:42 pm
Still trying to get the taste of lasagne from last night out of my mouth.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Bob. It was meant to be a play on words, nothing more.
Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just threw up in my mouth...
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
OMG, a thoughtful debate on Motifake! Oops.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: there s a spy in the sky there s a noise on the wire
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:32 pm
Thank you for your kind words. Behind you!!!! Made you look.
djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 8:05 pm
This is wayyyy too funny! LOVE IT! xx
autumnspirit - January 2, 2011, 9:29 pm
I like it! Paranoia, is ultimate awareness... 5L's


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


SYMBOLISM -




BEING SINGLE - I’m always there when I need me


TAGS: yeah i went there
Rating: 4.96/5

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jig - February 4, 2012, 12:03 pm
Sure, your hand is the sexiest girl you've ever known.


STUPIDITY -




MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!


TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
HEY!! WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU GUYS FIND A PICTURE OF ME???????
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


OWNED -


TAGS: charlie fathered
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - April 18, 2017, 4:52 pm
Two words: KEITH RICHARDS. TWO MORE: LEMMY KILMINSTER
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm
he rules hst rip


SNOWSHOVEL -


TAGS: theres an explaination for this
Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - April 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
Really? A lady selling snow shovels in the G-string? I would have guessed the lumber department.


CAMPING RULES -




YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: so be careful out there
Rating: 3.2/5

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Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:25 pm
Anyone get my tags? Hmmmm?
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:14 am
So true!


ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.


CANADIAN CHICKS -


TAGS: and there you have it
Rating: 4.28/5

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MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:54 am
As long as they don't get frostbite,it's all good.:-P


MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


HI THERE NEIGHBOR -


TAGS: mr rogers killed your cat hi there neighbor
Rating: 4.35/5

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Feasibly - October 3, 2011, 11:27 pm
Can you say......loafers?
TwistedNinjaPirate - September 30, 2011, 12:51 am
You are now reading this in his voice...
Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
I like the way you 5ay that....
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:59 pm
This made the lions laugh too.


FLOODLIGHTS - Now available in all homes in Tokyo.


TAGS: yup i went there
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cloudchaser - March 22, 2011, 11:49 am
Gilbert Gottfried, is that you?
crankyhead - March 22, 2011, 2:42 am
Hilariou5


BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !




wisdom -


TAGS: there isn t always a solution
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:56 pm
Chuckle, chuckle....Hawaiian style! HAHAHAHA!
JesusWept - May 29, 2016, 5:46 am
BBQ gone bad lol ^^^^^Up


BRANCHING OUT -




90'S TELEVISION -


TAGS: oh there was some dog s too
Rating: 4.21/5

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djinnyf - May 3, 2011, 2:28 pm
Oups, LOL! xx
djinnyf - May 3, 2011, 2:28 pm
MDR!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2010, 10:28 pm
There's a new show called "Beverly Hills 01209" It's about a bunch of Dyslexic kids......
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:24 pm
In Living Color rocked. Homie the Clown and the Fly Girls - we first saw J-Lo's ass on that show fer cryin out loud! X-Files was lame. Same thing with Deep Space 9...too many Star Trek spin-offs were "spun" - and that was the beginning of a bad trend!
Derek - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
What are the three on the right?
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 1:13 pm
I still watch Simpsons
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
You mean X Files?
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:14 pm
Friends and X factor. The X Factor theme still gives me a cold back even today
MrRandom - April 5, 2010, 6:17 pm
Space Ghost, hell yea


CHEER UP! -


TAGS: there is light at the end of the tunnel
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 9:34 am

and it's Red and looks like this "EXIT" 5 deathy/gloom lions


IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM - of Gotham City, there are 3 groups. The Police, who investigate, the DA's who prosecute, and the goddamn Batman


TAGS: these are there stories
Rating: 3.71/5

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CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Epic win!
Ed-Hyde - October 15, 2009, 6:52 am
That show I would watch! 5L
Dude 4515 - October 14, 2009, 4:22 pm
Ha! perfect refence! five poodles!


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: hang in there
Rating: 3.15/5

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Saskatchewan Pose -




BEEN THERE -


TAGS: been there your mom ice storm lolz
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 5:18 pm

as can i mr hyde....argh! ty for the 5L
Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:49 pm
5 I can relate to this Lions
pzykosiz - July 20, 2010, 8:16 pm
as if that makes it less gay
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 5:59 pm

ok by me...but that means i'm pitching and you're catching....lol.
forseti - July 20, 2010, 11:08 am
umm... then let me be the lezzy!! :P
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 11:00 am

the jig is up fors...they think you and me are....rose and naru....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lol
forseti - July 20, 2010, 10:37 am
wtf?!?
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 10:30 am

lolz...thnx face...again...actually like your comment better than the moti...lol.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:29 am
Nice one Forseti!... o shnap sorry RL. 5L


HI THERE -


TAGS: must smell lovely in there
Rating: 4.39/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:25 am
I lolz pew pew! :)


FRIENDS -


TAGS: skeleton in the closet day your best friends helped you put them there
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nice one Grey!


CODEPENDENCY -


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
5L


CHEMISTRY -


TAGS: mar 31 chemistry meth is approved by the fda for the treatment of adhd theres a good idea
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:38 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 6:23 pm
BLOODY FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! 5 spoon fulls!


NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


THE INTERWEBS -


TAGS: it must be wifi out in the field there
Rating: 3.42/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:15 pm
No you forgot the butt plug JKJK


JESUS - Gave the best Hand-jobs.


TAGS: stigmatas a bitch but at least there s an upside
Rating: 3.41/5

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gmltwc - September 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
Ha-larious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 8:08 am
Of course there are other things, but none so funny and imaginary......except maybe fake internet Lesbians.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:36 pm
No way! Jesus saves! and copies and pastes!
TheDoc53 - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
C'mon guys please..Enough is enough. Aren't there enough other things we can poke fun and have a laugh at than Christ ? I think we can find something else better.
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5 lashes nice 1 mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2010, 3:25 am
Something TTH said in the forum.
MrRandom - February 16, 2010, 2:18 am
Someone has to ask this, what thought process lead to this motifake?


PARENTAL BLOCKING -


TAGS: because there are somethings on the internet not meant for children
Rating: 1.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:30 pm
Two Girls, One Cup for the win! 5/5
Stenboy - September 19, 2009, 1:29 pm
Goatse!!!


BEFORE THERE WAS OZZFEST - There was SausageFest !




This Generation -




Life -


TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


THIS FALLS UNDER THE CATEGORY - git 'er done


TAGS: where there s a will
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:46 pm
I seen this done into the back of a dump truck with an excavator


NONSENSE -


TAGS: there s nothing better than good sex but bad sex a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex
Rating: 4.15/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

If that is anything like quicksand...I could drown in its goodness.
Derek - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
That appears to be a wichsand


HANGIN' WITH MOTHER TERESA -




STONEHENGE - A prehistoric joke still messing with peoples minds.




ENEMIES - will stab you in the front. Friends will stab you in the back. Lovers stab you in the heart. This one will stab you in the face.




MEAD HORNS -


TAGS: so there spacedog
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 8:50 pm
BTW Haar, I've never tried drinking from a mead horn, but Scots could make a game/sport out of anything if they're drunk enough, and still do, but even they didn't come up with lame cross-country skiing. *google don't let me down*
Zed - November 22, 2009, 2:45 pm
5 lions!
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Scotts FTW! where are my scottish brothers!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
I happen to believe it would be. You act as if Haggar the Horrible isn't a laugh-riot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Like "dribbling" would be a hoot-worthy Nordic happenstance.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm
Like a nordic dribble glass? Are the end?
Sean - November 21, 2009, 10:48 pm
Am I wrong about this or did they still fail miserably to invent a thing called: "the little hole are the end?"
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:34 pm
Can't drink that much mead, though... ick. I have had Guinness from one - nearly 2-liter monster! Chilled, of course.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
They invented this more than 8000 years before anyone even conceived of the beer bong!!! 5


HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!




TOILET PAPER - there is clearly some on the floor


TAGS: there is clearly some on the floor
Rating: 2.73/5

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[email protected] - March 15, 2010, 9:36 pm
I luv LUV! this one it touches deep inside me like that one CAMP COUNSELOR


STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - Liberal or Conservative, You're a Hostage No Matter the Agenda.


TAGS: stockholm syndrome is there a cure
Rating: 2.45/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
5 say it out load's


enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


DISAPPOINTMENT -




LABELS -


TAGS: so there
Rating: 4.83/5

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WE'VE GOT LOCK TONE -


TAGS: careful out there
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - November 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
LOL. 5 Bogeys mr airman
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
Going to guns... on 5...
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!!! we have a shooting solution....5L
motinet - November 9, 2010, 6:10 pm

LMAO!


CORRECTION -


TAGS: there are less smelly fish in the sea
Rating: 4.72/5

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pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
oh no he didn't


KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING IN LIFE -


TAGS: know where you re going in life you may already be there
Rating: 4.6/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:06 pm
LoL'd and then 5L'd .. very nice
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:23 pm
good one wiceman
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
It won't let me.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
lester the merciful!
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
lesterinside - March 5, 2010, 9:08 pm
You deserve the spot. Another 5L. I hope i wont get banned for 5Ling you. just felt like we need some sensible stuff up there.
rerun - March 4, 2010, 8:51 pm

excellent
lesterinside - March 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
And then.... I give you 5L
TheWiceMan - March 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Just wanna say thanks to the people that voted on this :) My first time on top 5, wooo ^^
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
Philosophy; worth more than any MBA. 5L4U!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 1:23 pm
God! I want to that right now!


YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE -


TAGS: could be a song in there somewhere
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
your heart is an open book - 5


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
Ar-wooooo!
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
5Ls.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm
Need?


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: to all those guys whose names are richard out there
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
*presses button on intercom* "Uhm, Ms. Perkins, cancel my 3 o'clock rant against quotifakes. Thank you."
Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:07 pm
Mother#!#*@ng great!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 12:10 am
BRILLIANT!!! 5 L*ons!


Google maps -




CUBBY'S PRAYER -


TAGS: see ya all there cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:40 am
Poster #75816 has you covered. ;)


GOD -


TAGS: there should be a bounty on evangelists
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:51 pm
Museum Donators? MustyK Imitators? Master Debaters? Mischief Makers? Lee Majors?
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 12:38 pm
Bazinga!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 12:34 pm
Good call fishy!
Fishy - February 19, 2010, 12:29 pm
wonder if that last spot that's open should be "Motifakers"
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:46 am
Well, at least you can provide your own light! :)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Nothing im not used to i am a flourecent mofo and have burnt all my life. Thats why i where clown make up now and live in the sewers
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:38 am
Sounds like a Party! Of course, us drunkards are going to burn like roman candles!
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey i think a good chunk of the motifam will be there. So at least we will have some good company!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Damn, I'm going to hell...
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:33 am
Aww shiot how did i miss it, i cheated and zoomed in and it says Muff Divers!
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:32 am
Yeah, MustyK Feelers.
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Doesn't it say MustyK?
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:27 am
Hey, faceplant, I'm pretty sure you're right, now that I look at it. But it's a fun game! Mush delaters.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:25 am
"But if I go to hell / well then I hope I burn well."
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:24 am
Y'all might wanna go get your eyes checked! ROR! j/k
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Musk Breathers?
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:23 am
Music idolaters, i think , maybe. Don't know. These people deserve a good swift kick to the face if you ask me.
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 11:22 am
The last one: "Most Realtors"? I can't tell for sure.
thatonechick - February 19, 2010, 11:19 am
What does the last one say? So far I've got ten on that list... LoL
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 11:18 am
Perfect Sicko!!!!!!!! 5L


FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!


TAGS: november challenge wait whats under that skyscraper there
Rating: 3.91/5

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agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:15 pm
Can barely tell that King Kong had been there earlier. 5L!


IN THE BEGINNING... - There was nothing... then it exploded!


TAGS: there was nothing then it exploded
Rating: 3.86/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 12:30 pm
More importantly than all of that ... this poster is not original.
brianjayy - January 14, 2011, 5:59 am
Scientists do not maintain that there was 'nothing'...what was there was very, very, VERY compacted, in an area smaller than a quark...the key to answering the question "OK...where did THAT come from??" is to simply have the brains to say "I don't know".
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:25 pm

I swear, the snake talked.
Zed - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I'm not an Atheist, but the Big Bang still makes more sense than the fairy-tale about the invisible Jewish sky-daddy, a dirt-man, a rib-woman, a magic tree and a talking snake...
Zealot - May 11, 2010, 9:42 am
nicely put
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:23 am
Nice. 5 faithful atheists.
Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:46 am
...de de deeeeeee
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 6:53 am
Yea . . . sure.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:28 am
That's not my problem. Please explain where this NOTHING came from! *aaaaaargh*


FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK -


TAGS: there goes yer home planet
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:31 am
I don't have a pet snake.
rerun - November 10, 2009, 8:22 pm

snarky? Isn't that your pet snake?
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:20 pm
More of a bonding attempt, really.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Wow. I think I snapped at Woody. I mean, to be fair, I was in the large cardbaord box fort I made in my living room when I wrote that. So it wasn't meant to be snarky.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Well done Woody. But it's "... nothing more to see here." That's the cliche you were hoping to tap into. Now go make a little tent outta yer sleeping bag. K?
Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:48 pm
Ok....... next picture everybody, nothing to see here!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ah c'mon aggy, this is only a police action.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey. You wanna know the REAL reason Darthy was lookin' for them droids? Eh?
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Aside from this one?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
No. Obama got a prize. I want one too. And I ain't even fighting no wars at the moment. None. Zippo.
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
Would you settle for a 5L?
Sean - November 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
You know, if this was 1986, this poster woulda won me the bloody Nobel Prize, or at least a Peabody.
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:37 pm
Shortly after Empire Strikes Back came out, my VCR joined the Dark Side. True story.


DISTURBING CLOWN TILE - It's not creepy enough, having to drop a deuce in a strange place... but then I have to look up and see that?


TAGS: i wiped and got outta there quick castle park riverside ca
Rating: 3.38/5

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MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 8:34 pm
post to why i hate clowns


SERENITY - Is what you feel after a long day on the water Watching the waves break on the shore. Knowing she can only nag the fishes now.


TAGS: there s a ho there s a ho there s a ho at the bottom of the sea
Rating: 3.24/5

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sea bob - September 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
she never spoke with me... now she got great company
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:15 am
i love how that just fell into place perfect


BLONDE WOES -


TAGS: been there done that more than once
Rating: 3.05/5

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Sean - July 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Not yet.
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:32 pm
Give her some credit. At least the screen doesn't have White Out on it!
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Just... just... wow.


FENCING -


TAGS: notthatthere sanythingwrongwithstabbing people
Rating: 3.03/5

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Sean - September 15, 2009, 11:40 am
You suck at re-writing my posters, dude.
polishjew - September 15, 2009, 11:28 am
Fencing. Because some fags don't have guts to do fight.
agdaniele - April 28, 2009, 11:51 pm
Solid.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:17 pm
You Sir provide a worthy comment to my worthy poster. En chante -- whatever that means.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
The French could Gay up just about anything. I'm surprised they haven't surrendered to each other yet.


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